Dear Coffee
Dear Coffee,You surely make my day.Love you,Coffee mug*Sitting on a bench outside with my two dogs... reading a book and sipping hot coffee. I was thinking of having tea, but coffee in the morning...
View ArticleDear Crime Shows
Dear Crime Shows,Please, could you stop showing (in detailed description) the killers how to make a perfect crime? Your shows kinda make them learn what they should and should NOT do. It's a little...
View ArticleDear Teenagers
Dear Teenagers,You will never win, no matter how hard you try.Sincerely,Acne*I found a zit on my right cheek today. But I'm sure that it won't be a bother. By tomorrow, it'll disappear. I hope. As a...
View ArticleDear Diet
Dear Diet,Hahahahahaha!!!!! (*evil laugh)Sincerely,The Holidays*Holiday season. Shesh! They always manage to ruin my diet. After the Christmas season, and the New Year celebration.. Today, I'm going to...
View ArticleDear Superheroes
Dear Superheroes,I totally understand the "cape" thing. But what's with wearing your underwear on the outside? I don't get it. Care to explain?Sincerely,Confused Superfan*I have a recent post on my...
View ArticleDear Facebook
Dear Facebook,Congratulations on becoming a verb! So when's the party? Facebook me, okay.Truly happy for you,Google*I've been on Facebook for a whole year now. And with Facebook in it, life is great!...
View ArticleDear Men
Dear Men,If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month.Sincerely,Women*KIDDING! Hehehe.. Girls. Trying to FULLY understand us is like trying to find a...
View ArticleDear Friday
Dear Friday,I hate you, too!Sincerely pissed at you,Monday*Today is Friday! And what does that mean? FUN NIGHT! Hahaha.. Well, I'd be going home in a couple of hours, to celebrate my favorite niece's...
View ArticleDear Sheriff
Dear Sheriff,Bang!Oops,Bob Marley*Just got hold of the news. "An explosion hit a passenger bus along Epifanio delos Santos Avenue (EDSA) in Makati City on Tuesday afternoon, leaving 2 persons dead and...
View ArticleDear Flu Shot
Dear Flu Shot,Thanks so much for nothing.Sincerely,Girl with a flu*Feeling dreadful. *cough Feeling sick. *cough *cough *shivers This is really bad timing. I only have 4 days to take care of the...
View ArticleDear Life
Dear Life,When I said, "Could things get any worse?", it was just a rhetorical question. It wasn't a challenge.Sincerely,A pained person*Lately, it seemed like my life took a fall.. I had some health...
View ArticleDear Monthly Period
Dear Monthly Period,I get seriously pissed whenever you come to visit me. However, as much as I hate you, I'm still glad that you do visit me every month. I know that Pregnancy hates it whenever you're...
View ArticleDear Statistics
Dear Statistics,100% of us hate you.Sincerely,Students who failed Statistics*College graduation. Some universities have had their graduation ceremonies last month.. others, this month. Here in the...
View ArticleDear Carnivores
Dear Carnivores,I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.Sincerely,Twisted vegetarian*During HOLY WEEK, it is said that the consumption of all animal products...
View ArticleDear ABC's
Dear ABC's,I was here first. Get your own song!Sincerely,Twinkle Twinkle Little Star*Blogger.com and Wordpress.com are the two main contenders in free blog hosting. Last year, when I decided to start...
View ArticleDear Edward Cullen
Dear Edward Cullen,Avada Kedavra!Sincerely,Tom Riddle*The sender was supposed to be Harry Potter, but I don't want him to use that killing curse (though I'm not sure if it would work on Edward 'coz...
View ArticleDear Stephenie Meyer
Dear Stephenie Meyer,I don't get it. How can Edward get an erection since he's not really alive? Is that even possible? Care to explain?Sincerely,Confused girl*Harry Potter or Twilight? Of course,...
View ArticleDear Attractive Teacher
Dear attractive teacher,I wish your lectures were more like your skirt; long enough to cover the topic, but short enough to keep me interested.Sincerely,College student*Yesterday, I overheard a group...
View ArticleDear Facebook
Dear Facebook,Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.Sincerely,Myspace* Check out Google's newest social network. Google+. It is only on its field trial but it has already been deemed as...
View ArticleDear Nemo
Dear Nemo,You're too young to be touching butts.Sincerely,Marlin*I just finished watching the movie Finding Nemo moments ago. This is a really wonderful movie.. a story about a father's love and...
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